June 16, 2010

my pro-thin bf

jac: Why does he(emman) need to eat 2 eggs every day?
me: Because he is obsessed with protein. He needs to stock up on protein. In case one day his body or the food he eats lacks protein, there's always a stock.

Emman's lunch was a plate of brown rice with broccoli, tau kwa and mock-pork. Seriously, what can be healthier (and more uninteresting)?
em: Is this (the lunch) OK?
me: Ya, of cos!
em: ... But... there's no protein.
me (-_-''')

After a really light dinner of tuna and salmon sushi, emman follows me into the kitchen to do the washing-up. While I'm washing the chopsticks...
em: I need protein.
me: ...
em: (sees a pack of century eggs near the sink) Are these eggs (=protein)?
me: *LOL...* You are like a vampire who sucks protein!

xxx

I don't think protein was ever meant to be a topic of debate for a couple. But, between Emman and me, protein (more precisely, the amount of protein Emman thinks he needs to intake daily) is like a mother-in-law - we can never agree on it.

Posted by 杏 cy (Jancy) at 13:13